Stands for Like my status
Used in social networks which have status updates that have a like function. Ex. MyYearbook
Status update: bored, if you want me to message you LMS
by FullLockDown October 21, 2011
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"Lick My Self" common among the dog and cat community as slang on instagram. Grooming pictures are popular on catstagram as a way for female cats and bitches (female dogs) to show of their many nipples.
Whore Cat: OMG #lms #menandmybitches
Male Cat: omg babe ur so hawt
by Fagbitch69 April 19, 2015
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Stands for Little Man Syndrome. When someone is lacking in size so they act tough.
Person 1- “Why is he always trying to start shit“
Person 2- “He has a serious case of LMS”
by Lil’ Puss-bitch April 28, 2020
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Losing my shit; can be used in a laughing matter or when you lose something
I'm always LMS

Haha that was funny I'm LMS
by Canispeaktothemanager June 18, 2019
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Little Man Syndrome
When a male of the species has less height, when standing erect, than 75% of the women in his available area and must compensate by being overtly loud or boisterous of his exploits, no matter how small. He is challenged by any other male who is even narrowly taller and feels shunned and left out when seeing other's joy from accomplishments and successful relationships with the women who turned him down.

Also known as 'small dick energy'.
Brian in finance has hit on Debbie in receiving every day this week but she's 5'10" and his LMS won't let him just move on.
by Jayhawker March 7, 2020
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Little man syndrome. Short guys that act cocky to compensate for their height. Simple.
Bruh we get that you’re 5’8” but chill with the LMS.
by cmandemon February 8, 2022
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