Liskeard

Small town in South East Cornwall, abandoned some time in the late 90's and now completely under the control of chavs. Notable only for the absence of any decent pubs or indeed anything you would want to see. Cornishmen be warned: visiting Liskeard may put you at risk of seeing a Plymouthian, or even a lost emmet looking for "The Pipe Well" (poor deluded fools).

Map entry: Liskeard- 'ere be dragons and chavs.

Liskeard by Johnny Webbedfoot June 13, 2005

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'Liskeard Corn Handle

When you peel the husk off a cob of corn but leave it attached at one end, eat the corn from the cob, and holding on to the husk you force the cob up your partner's ass in a thrusting action to force whatever sex toys you're using that much further up for insane pleasure effect.

(At a swinger's picnic) - "Those benwah balls are doing nothing for me anymore." "Oh no? Here, take this cob and give'r the old 'Liskeard Corn Handle!"

'Liskeard Corn Handle by 'Liskeard Cornhole November 20, 2009

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New Liskeard

a northern ontaio town near the border of québec. every body knows everybody. we have a small theatre that gets over packed often and most of the english high school is pot heads and posers.
the french high school is a decent small town high school and mostly every body are nice.

girl - hey john, gonna meet me at New Liskeard Empire theatre thonight?
guy - bee-atch stop calling me!! :@

New Liskeard by ImagenEvrithg November 29, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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