brownwood lions soccer

A bunch of badass soccer players

Did you see the brownwood lions soccer team being badass

by Suck my ass3506 January 13, 2021

plasticine lions

Very full and fertile testicles

Wow my king was so ready for his honey bee, his manly nuts were like "plasticine lions"

by jaydbwoi February 23, 2016

Walmart Lion

Toothless, overweight trailer park denizens who have found some small semblance of life purpose through an artificial affinity to the Detroit Lions football team. Primarily high school dropouts and meth addicts, these miscreants come clad in bright blue and silver-colored costumes meant to advertise their allegiance to a team they've never paid to see. Fond of denigrating other NFC North teams for supposed inferior concessions, the Walmart Lion is a rare example of the undereducated aping the customs of the snobbish "elite."

Yeah, he hates the Bears, but don't worry, he's just a burger-flipping Walmart Lion with a GED from Costco.

by MSU Zach R October 15, 2023

bright eyed lion

blonde bimbo who denies or manipulates anything that is remotely true and incriminating one’s self.

bright eyed lions sure is retarded

by pinchy1x August 11, 2023

bright eyed lion

some blonde bimbo who denies anything that’s remotely true and incriminating of herself

bright eyed lions sure is a retard

by pinchy1x August 11, 2023

Lion’s tail

A thick pony tail worn by men; usually tied or wrapped with a string or ribbon.

His beautiful lion’s tail flowed in the wind.

by Danimal024 January 5, 2020

Lion tattoo

When you offer to show someone the "lion tattoo" you pull your pants down, bend over, and show them your butthole.

Me- Hey broseph, have can I show you my Lion tattoo?
Broseph- Heck yeah man! Show me!
Me- *pulls down pants*
Broseph- Aww gross, man!!!

by Southern Chef January 19, 2012