The Spaniard car salesman who has a name which sounds like Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux.
"Yo queiro llamar Linyos Torovoltos."
A soviet computer hacker who invented Lunix before the Russians lost the cold war. It is based on a program Microsoft wrote for the US government.
He also wrote many other programs, such as telnet, which is used to connect to other people's computer without a telephone, and mp3 which is capable of stealing music out of people's stereos.
Clearly Linyos Torovoltos is not to be trusted.