Linyos Torovoltos

A soviet computer hacker who invented Lunix before the Russians lost the cold war. It is based on a program Microsoft wrote for the US government.

He also wrote many other programs, such as telnet, which is used to connect to other people's computer without a telephone, and mp3 which is capable of stealing music out of people's stereos.
Clearly Linyos Torovoltos is not to be trusted.
by MiffTheFox February 22, 2009
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Linyos Torovoltos

The Spaniard car salesman who has a name which sounds like Linus Torvalds, the creator of Linux.
"Yo queiro llamar Linyos Torovoltos."
"Nuevo Fiat!"
by Soiled Undergarment August 07, 2003
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Linyos Torovoltos

A soviet hacker that created the OS called lunix, which is spyware and if your son had installed it. You need to get a technician called IMMEDIATELY! He also can steal your music with the MP3 Program.
LUNIX by Linyos Torovoltos is a scary virus
by Drake112 December 23, 2023
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