by Weeb-a-ling September 23, 2020
Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
by Silly8875 January 22, 2012
by Therizzmaster November 14, 2022
When the girl punches the mans penis until it goes inside of his body and then nuts on the girls face
by Therizzmaster November 14, 2022
Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.
by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021
by LC Gilly November 2, 2022
beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING
by SALTYDADDYPUNJABI February 1, 2016