BMW's most popular line of cars, outselling all others put toghether.
...and I want an 8-series....
One of the best forms of BMW to enter the market. It is such a remarkable and stunning car and driving it will make your jaw drop. The sheer performance coupled with amazing luxury combines to form the perfect car. Many people hate on young people who have it simply because they drive shitty ass ricers and lower end Audi's or Mercedes and cant comprehend how a car like the BMW can constantly stomp on them.
Person 1: Hey looks it Bmw, let me try to race him in my 180 hp Honda civic! *Redlines*
Person 2: Not another ricer...oh god whatever ill just stomp on him. *Green Light*
Person 1: OH GOD THAT BMW 3-Series KILLED ME. *Crys all night*
Person 2: And thats why you buy a BMW kids.
The most douchebag car out on the current market. Many younger males which possess a BMW 3 series feel empowered and cool. When an individual is driving one, they are usually have their right hand at 12 oclock with seat all the way back, leaning towards the window and wearing sunglasses. At any given moment the driver will stomp on the throttle to obtain the perception and being fast and awesome; when in reality they are just assholes.
Guy 1: Lol, look at that kid in the bimmer.
Guy 2: You hear the music he's blasting, rofl.
3 Series Driver: (floors the car from red light and causes a burnout going nowhere)
Guy 1&2: Wadda dick lmfao.
A word synonymous with the most celebrated model in the BMW line, but often misconceived as the greatest car of all time. Often pursued and purveyed by Asian males and females who otherwise don't believe anything else is better than their 2.5L/3.0L inline 6 engines. This is also treasured by fobs who believe that they have just risen to the top of society when they merely created a false perception of attaining game - otherwise can't speak a word of English
A: My 3-series is definitely the ultimate driving machine, and I am getting so many bitches!
B: Ultimate driving machine compared to a Camry and getting looks from chicks because you made yourself a pompous idiot.