Usually doesn't know what's going on. A little on the short side(usually about 5'3). She has green blue eyes and short dark hair. She has braces but not the nerdy kind. Her favorite color is usually orange. She loves Justin Bieber and Scotty McCreery. She's very random and can't sing, even though she thinks she can. She usually has a blackberry or an iPhone. She falls for guys pretty easy. She doesnt play any sports. Has many friends but a few best friends. She usually likes guys who's names start with a B or a C.
Caleb: Man I like Lindsey but Bryce won't let me date her!
Friend: Man that's messed up Lindseys great

Bryce: man I want Lindsey back!
Friend: dude get over it you dated in sixth and seventh grade
A human being with blonde hair and two legs; speaks a version of the Queen's English which requires the use of the term "eeeeerrrrrrrmmmm" after every 3 words.
Did you see that girl walking into a lamp post whilst glugging a bottle of Lambrini? What a fuckin' Lindsey!!
by Choda Boy III June 30, 2011
Noun:

(1) The ex girlfriend you regret

(2) A girl who is a crazy bitch (not in a good way)

(3) A girl who has no tits or ass

(4) An ugly girl who thinks she's hot

(5) Someone who isn't very smart

(6) An airhead

(7) A girl who is a straight up slut and fucks anything with a pulse

(8) A bottle blonde

Adjective:

(1) To cheat on your boyfriend and get mad at him for it
Guy 1: Hey man didn't you date a lindsey
Guy 2: Yeah please never speak of that again

Guy 1: My girlfriend just cheated on me then blamed me for it
Guy 2: Oh man you just got lindseyed
by kitkatkate May 18, 2013
A stupid bitch that will cheat on you. She puts her sex life on display and will even lie to people saying she slept with you. She's two faced and will tell all your secrets. Once she thinks you're friends, you'll never get rid of her. Even if you tell her point blank you aren't friends, she'll still think you're kidding. She also has a nasty tooth that you will feel every time you makeout. It's so distracting once you notice it. Stay away from Lindsey's at all costs because you don't want to mess with her nasty ass
Ew, don't be a Lindsey
by Sarrrraaaaaaaa June 01, 2014
A Hippo. Or a whale...you decide.
Oh my god, she's such a Lindsey!! Her hips are so full of blubber and cellulite.
by The Big Fat Greek October 08, 2012
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