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To describe your dislike towards something by stating that your penis has frowned/become flaccid. Since males enjoy staying in a rock solid state, becoming limp leads them to become unnecessarily angry. Normally the word is used in a question with a sarcastic tone of voice.
Jeff: "Looks like fred took your spot again."
Ted: "Again!? What is this limpdickery!?"
by KwameKazi April 14, 2012