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Limario
A nickname for the member Lalisa Manoban of the K-POP group "BLΛƆKPIИK." The name was given to Lalisa on the show "Weekly Idol" by Jeong Hyeong-don.
Limario by badbootyboibomi August 28, 2017
Limerick
DEFINITION
There once was a dude from Yopmail
Whose struggle against boredom was a fail
So he hopped on UrbDic(k)
And wrote this limerick
Enjoy the rest, you diseased toenail
There once was a dude from Yopmail
Whose struggle against boredom was a fail
So he hopped on UrbDic(k)
And wrote this limerick
Enjoy the rest, you diseased toenail
A Bunch of Limericks by Yopmail User
RICK
There once was a dick named Rick
Who fucked his nephew's daughters for kicks
His son ate ten dimes
Then fucked tigers twelve times
And proudly sucked a monkey's dick
CHRIS HANSEN
There once was a Brit with a snare
Who raped a few kids for a dare
He then wet his bed
When Chris Hansen said
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"
OBSCENE
There once was a poem so obscene
It made all its readers drink bromine
They thought it was time
To shit on a mime
And fuck his dead body for hygiene
THE SHITTY DECK POEM
There once was a kid on a deck
Who fell over and broke his neck
Someone raped the dude
And was promptly sued
He now qualifies for a penis check
MASTURBATION
A kid once beat off to his dog
Who unwillingly sucked his big log
The dog saw a tick
And bit off the kid's dick
Then took a big shit on a frog
RICK
There once was a dick named Rick
Who fucked his nephew's daughters for kicks
His son ate ten dimes
Then fucked tigers twelve times
And proudly sucked a monkey's dick
CHRIS HANSEN
There once was a Brit with a snare
Who raped a few kids for a dare
He then wet his bed
When Chris Hansen said
"Why don't you have a seat over there?"
OBSCENE
There once was a poem so obscene
It made all its readers drink bromine
They thought it was time
To shit on a mime
And fuck his dead body for hygiene
THE SHITTY DECK POEM
There once was a kid on a deck
Who fell over and broke his neck
Someone raped the dude
And was promptly sued
He now qualifies for a penis check
MASTURBATION
A kid once beat off to his dog
Who unwillingly sucked his big log
The dog saw a tick
And bit off the kid's dick
Then took a big shit on a frog
Limerick by Yopmail User January 16, 2023
Limara
Limara is a name of outstanding beauty. This name, given to a girl, means that the person(s) possessing this wonderful name is caring, kind and full of wonder. Limara holds the most charming, charismatic personality of any human; although this is sometimes hidden. She is like a delicate flower that holds the most loving heart of any mortal.
Limara by Sparklyunicorn2.0 April 23, 2018
lamaria
The Funniest and one of the most ghetto girl you’ll ever meet 😂. But she read cute and thick 🤪 If you know her you lucky
lamaria by The girl of truth 😂 October 29, 2018
lizmarie
lizmarie is a person with a big heart. she's also so sweet. no matter how much she doubts herself shes beautiful in everyway. You would be lucky enough to be lizmarie's bestfriend. she's always there when you need her. she's there when you need someone to cry on. lizmarie is just an amazing over all. People hate on her because they are way to jealous of her. but yet, never get lizmarie mad or get on her bad side. Bad things would come to you. lizmarie is a type of person to forgive and forget. she's extremely smart and she's totally a go getter. lizmarie is always down for new things. not only her parents love her but your parents would love her to. but overall lizmarie is just a classy ass bitch. so youre lucky if you have a friend name lizmarie
lisari
Lisari is a very gorgeous and intelligent person. She is really smart and caring. She is happy almost all the time and is always honest. She always knows how to lift other people's spirits. She is loyal to all her friends and makes a perfect girlfriend. She will never ever let you down no matter what. She will always be by your side when things get difficult. No one should ever hurt and angel like Lisari. If anyone hurt does hurt her then they will regret it for the rest of their lives.
Lisari is an amazing person!
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026