like your mom on a friday night 

Randomly inserted into coversations to either make the other person laugh/piss them off

A:"That math test was hard!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

A:"I can't believe I slipped in that puddle! Now I'm all wet!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

like your mom on a friday night by Steph April 24, 2004

hung like your mom 

Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.

Krim: "I had a gay fuck last night and, man, that guy was hung like your mom!"

hung like your mom by Lee Ji Hoon December 19, 2007

Hot like your mom 

when someone is ugly, or you do not find them attractive, or when you dont think something is good

"oh yeah, i think our english teacher is hot, HOT LIKE YOUR MOM!" or
"thats disgusting, its hot like your mom"

Hot like your mom by Anonymous March 30, 2003

hot like your alien mom 

When something is extremely, ridiculously good looking that it can only be defined as being extra terrestrial that it is so good looking,

Dude 1: Wow she's hot like your alien mom.

Dude 2: Tell me about it Dude 1

hot like your alien mom by Arnold Friend's profile August 31, 2010

Would your mom like it? 

The definition of punk rock. Whenever something is called into question as to whether it is indeed "punk rock," simply ask the question, "Would your mom like it?" If the answer is NO, then the subject is indeed PUNK ROCK.

Punk 1: That guy just took a shit on the stage!! Is that punk rock?

Punk 2: Would your mom like it?

Punk 1: No...

Punk 2: Then yes.

Would your mom like it? by SoFat July 15, 2010

your mom is like a taxi 

Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.

Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
Ted: no y
Me: cuz i ride her all day lololol
Ted: lol fuk u

your mom is like a taxi by Tool Warehouse June 29, 2008

Your girlfriend look like my mom 

Some shit Tyler the creator said

"Your girlfriend look like my mom" -Tyler

Your girlfriend look like my mom by lizardcult April 8, 2020