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(adj.) Something that would be said on the Lifetime Channel. Something said to a guy or by a guy in a public manner that should not be said outloud or in front of others.
"I saw comment you left on Stans MySpace page, dude. Telling him you miss your long talks was so Lifetime."

"Steve had a Lifetime moment last night at the bar when Sheila drunkenly announced on stage that she hopes they will spend the rest of their lives in each others arms and walking side by side."
by JessieBeth999 October 26, 2007
 
1.
a bad channel that "inspires" women with stories about women with breast cancer that were molested as a child getting beat up by their alcoholic unemployed mullet husband.
I think lifetime is for man-hating lesbians
by asdf March 17, 2004
 
2.
The battered woman channel.


Nothing wrong with a channel for women, but it seems this network is run by men-hating extreme feminists.
How long has that channel been around, anyway?
by Mehh July 14, 2004
 
3.
A depressing tv network which hurts women more than pure misogyny with its mindnumbing, predictable shows about women who get beaten, raped, abducted by aliens, committed to mental hospitals, sexually harassed, brainwashed, etc.
Do women who watch Lifetime ever leave the house, or are they afraid to?
by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003
 
4.
"Lifetime... Television for idiots" (Family Guy)
Kyle: dude i was watching lifetime yesterday and...
Me: Stfu and sit, idiot
by Defenderoftime April 27, 2004
 
5.
A god-awful television network that has programming that usually features a woman who is 'wronged' by a man. The men are usually portrayed as assholes, and in the end the woman ususally comes out on top and 'wins', because afterall Liftime is for shitheads.
What the fuck are you watching Lifetime for you queer.
by canadianjewfish August 06, 2006
 
6.
TV channel that markets itself towards women with too much time on their hands. Usually, severely biased vs. men, portraying us as either incompetant, weak, evil/corrupt, abusive, or any combination/alteration of the preceding. Usually portrays women as perfect, and if there happens to be a female antagonist, you can definitely tell she's effed up in the dome. Hillary Clinton's personal campaign aid for her upcoming 2008 election. Don't Vote Clinton.
Nobody should watch lifetime.

Lifetime is Hillary's tool.

Curb the femvolution before it starts by dismantling lifetime.
 
7.
Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.
Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).
by raspberry (lust) muffin May 26, 2005