LifeKnight

1.) A retard of the highest order.
2.) One who does not take a fucking hint.
3.) He who annoys the crap out of everyone
4.) Someone who should be dragged out into the street and shot.
5.) Worthless.
6.) Complete and utter fuckwit, who spams, doesn't give a shit then acts like a complete dickhead.

"Other than his annoying asshole manner and complete lack of redeeming qualities, LifeKnight is... oh. We covered that already."

LifeKnight by NA January 22, 2004

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LifeKnight

He who makes baby Jesus cry.

There are no words in the English language to describe the hatred I feel for LifeKnight.

LifeKnight by Everyone. January 22, 2004

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LifeKnight • Lifelight • Linknight

LifeKnight

Come on people, simply stating the obvious on some random site isn't gonna do much good. Ignore him, if he's that irritating.
He's only 13 for crying out loud...

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LifeKnight by Dawnshine May 17, 2004

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Lifelight

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light

On that day, when the sky fell away
Our world came to an end
In our eyes, did a fading sun rise in the dark?
Glimmering shadows

Silence grows, in the spaces between
stretching out beyond time
Rising up, as a chorus of souls find a voice
flickering through the void

These little sparks, cling on to life,
everyone caught in the struggle,
And then the storms of change, they fan the flames
scattering ashes to the wind

Every soul contains a whisper of light
gleaming faintly as it dwindles from sight
No escape, no greater fate to be made
In the end, the chains of time will not break

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Light will guide you, on your way to the ultimate fight

Lifelight

Lifelight by The Real Driller January 4, 2019

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Linknight

A user on the IGN Boards - Vestibule.

He is one of the best users to exist.

Ex: Linknight posts the best shit!

Linknight by Linknight November 27, 2003

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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