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LifeKnight

1.) A retard of the highest order.
2.) One who does not take a fucking hint.
3.) He who annoys the crap out of everyone
4.) Someone who should be dragged out into the street and shot.
5.) Worthless.
6.) Complete and utter fuckwit, who spams, doesn't give a shit then acts like a complete dickhead.
"Other than his annoying asshole manner and complete lack of redeeming qualities, LifeKnight is... oh. We covered that already."
LifeKnight by NA January 22, 2004
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LifeKnight

He who makes baby Jesus cry.
There are no words in the English language to describe the hatred I feel for LifeKnight.
LifeKnight by Everyone. January 22, 2004
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LifeKnight

Come on people, simply stating the obvious on some random site isn't gonna do much good. Ignore him, if he's that irritating.
He's only 13 for crying out loud...
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LifeKnight by Dawnshine May 17, 2004

Lifelight 

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light

On that day, when the sky fell away
Our world came to an end
In our eyes, did a fading sun rise in the dark?
Glimmering shadows

Silence grows, in the spaces between
stretching out beyond time
Rising up, as a chorus of souls find a voice
flickering through the void

These little sparks, cling on to life,
everyone caught in the struggle,
And then the storms of change, they fan the flames
scattering ashes to the wind

Every soul contains a whisper of light
gleaming faintly as it dwindles from sight
No escape, no greater fate to be made
In the end, the chains of time will not break

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Light will guide you, on your way to the ultimate fight
Lifelight
Lifelight by The Real Driller January 4, 2019

Linknight 

A user on the IGN Boards - Vestibule.

He is one of the best users to exist.
Ex: Linknight posts the best shit!
Linknight by Linknight November 27, 2003
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026