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LifeKnight

1.) A retard of the highest order.
2.) One who does not take a fucking hint.
3.) He who annoys the crap out of everyone
4.) Someone who should be dragged out into the street and shot.
5.) Worthless.
6.) Complete and utter fuckwit, who spams, doesn't give a shit then acts like a complete dickhead.
"Other than his annoying asshole manner and complete lack of redeeming qualities, LifeKnight is... oh. We covered that already."
LifeKnight by NA January 22, 2004
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LifeKnight

He who makes baby Jesus cry.
There are no words in the English language to describe the hatred I feel for LifeKnight.
LifeKnight by Everyone. January 22, 2004
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LifeKnight

Come on people, simply stating the obvious on some random site isn't gonna do much good. Ignore him, if he's that irritating.
He's only 13 for crying out loud...
LifeKnight by Dawnshine May 17, 2004

Lifelight 

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Search your soul and reawaken the undying light

On that day, when the sky fell away
Our world came to an end
In our eyes, did a fading sun rise in the dark?
Glimmering shadows

Silence grows, in the spaces between
stretching out beyond time
Rising up, as a chorus of souls find a voice
flickering through the void

These little sparks, cling on to life,
everyone caught in the struggle,
And then the storms of change, they fan the flames
scattering ashes to the wind

Every soul contains a whisper of light
gleaming faintly as it dwindles from sight
No escape, no greater fate to be made
In the end, the chains of time will not break

Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
Bear this torch against the cold of the night
Light will guide you, on your way to the ultimate fight
Lifelight
Lifelight by The Real Driller January 4, 2019

Linknight 

A user on the IGN Boards - Vestibule.

He is one of the best users to exist.
Ex: Linknight posts the best shit!
Linknight by Linknight November 27, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026