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Lex is never around when superman is around.
by Xero_art February 16, 2008
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A "Lex" is a lady that sucks mad dick, eye contact the whole time, and swallows without hesitation. Then she will make you a steak and feed it to you, bite by bite. She'll rub your feet and do your laundry. If you find a Lex, put a ring on that immediately.
Bro 1: Hey how was your date last night?
Bro 2: Yo man she was a total Lex, it was amazing.

Bro 1: Woah man, a Lex? You got a ring yet?
Bro 2: I'm on my way now, bro.
by boulderbutt April 13, 2015
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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someone who worries constantly about everything
Amanda, please stop worrying and just fucking relax for once. Goddamn lex!
by ghsgolf1 May 03, 2006
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a noble yet medium sized subject resembeling a tuff of prairie grass in the hair regions. Yet the creature is stout in the mid section and houses very fit legs. Although you would suspect a body type such as this to excel at sports and waterskiing this is not the case, he choses to eliminate kids all over the interntet one by one playing world of warcraft while staring into their eyes through a LG webcam. and so he is known as by his many misled followers AKA: the sacred shit demon of woodbay and by this continued success he has became famous among shithawks around the world.
Man Lex's legs are growing stouter each day
by veronika13245 July 07, 2010
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somebody that lies; yet the lies are quite funny, rapid speaker; not afraid of bugs and or animals.
stop lying! your acting like a lexes!
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in ancient greece, there was once a man or woman named lexes that spoke really quick.
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once and lexes, always a lexes; brave and courages! not scared of bugs!
by FOOZ. January 19, 2009
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A chill black guy who tells funny stories.
"I knew the guy was a genuine lex the day I met him"
by Robert Frost. November 24, 2013
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Verb meaning to shave someone's head. Derived from Lex Luther in Smallville.
One bully: What should we do to that nerd?
Second bully: Lex him.
First bully: Too mean!
by thetrimmer September 12, 2009
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