A sick bastard that fantasies about DESTROYING women, but also treats girls really nicely to try to lure them into his sex trap.

His victims are usually a foot shorter than him, underweight relatively weak/ powerless, and blonde.
Levi: Hey Suzy, you're looking really beautiful today! *makes a cute face*
Suzy: Awhhh, thanks Levi! You're the sweetest! <3
Levi: Want to hang out this weekend, maybe watch Avatar?
Suzy: That sounds really good, I'll see you then!

Levi (to himself): ...that bitch better wear TNAs, so i can have a good view of her ass right before I tear it apart and watch it bleed from my pounding cock!
by IKnowWhatYouDidLastNight June 15, 2010

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Levis are ridiculously good looking, tall, and muscular in a natural, un-juiced way. Levi is one of the sexiest-looking guys you will ever meet, and most likely rocks long blonde locks and could make a living as a model or porn star (which I will expound upon later). Most likely a blue-collar type dude who loves tools and does some form of construction for a living. Levis are athletic as hell and are into nature and building things and and are outdoorsy, and are most likely a country boys from big families. When you meet a Levi you will be instantly charmed and you will probably never forget him. Levis are very funny and happy and charming at first, but they typically show a dark side once you get to know them a little bit better. Levis may say things that make you feel really bad when they smoke a little ganja, and that dark Levi side will start to emerge. Levis are the best fucks ever, hands down, no contest. A Levi will have you squirting loads all over the place, and will perform/suggest many fun but rough acts in the bedroom, including but not limited to; choking you, buttsex, peeing on you, destroying your tits, pulling your hair, and may even threaten to kill you or make some kind of plaster cast of your body after sex. This may leave you with strange feelings about Levi, but deep down you know that you want more.
That Levi is a sick twisted mofo! But he's so flipping hot.

Why isn't that Levi a pornstar?
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Levi is always a solid nine with his sexy deep voice and non existent abs
What could one do without Levi
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Sexy, best looking in a button down shirt. :)
Damn, that must be a Levi.
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A beautiful loving being. A flirt. Amazing intricate death metal guitar player. So funny, just makes fun of everything with the psychedelic insight of life's joke. Known for his silly flamboyant ways, being tall and sexy, beautiful long curly hair, telling stories.
Levi wearing a feminin scarf, flicking his hair, telling me about his upcoming show and the girl he just met.
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St. Matthew's real name before he was called to join christ.

see Matthew 9:9
Jesus went to a tax collector named Levi and asked him to follow him. Levi changed his name to Matthew and Left everything behind
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Pants. Very expensive pants.
Person: I just bought Levi's today, they were very expensive.
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