Leoaf

An oafish creature in nature, a Leoaf is a large, clumsy, slow witted buffoon that has wondered too far away from the bridge it lives under and can't find its way home. Although they attempt to live in normal society their oafish tendencies make them easy to point out.

Leoaf is chasing the cat again

Leoaf by ERAware November 2, 2009

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A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

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Serbian Leaf

the action of shoving a marijuana leaf up your partners asshole and fucking them for 15 minutes to get the leaf far up into their ass and then they shit it out and the person who put it in their ass has to smoke it

Guy 1: yo I did the Serbian leaf with my partner last week
Guy 2: how was it
Guy 1: it was amazing

Serbian Leaf by brian33337 October 14, 2023

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leafmine

Canine droppings in one's yard that are covered, hidden, obscured or otherwise camouflaged by fallen leaves or other autumnal debris.

My beautiful Fall afternoon was slightly tarnished when I rolled over a leafmine with the lawnmower, and then doubled down on the transaction when the left sole of my Adidas also found purchase.

leafmine by Duneedon November 8, 2018