Levitus

A Mental Impairment that affects those named Levi and can be contracted through contact with people named Levi.
Effects of this disease include and are not limited to: Mental Retardation, Increased levels of Sexist/Racist/Homophobic remarks and thoughts, Development of Necrophilia, Excess Weight Gain, Loss of Eyesight and Hearing, Ego Inflation and Shrinkage of Male Genitalia.

John- "Ever since I've hung out with Levi I feel extremely Xenophobic and Like I should be the centre of attention"
David-"Damm bro it sounds like you've got a bad case of Levitus"

John- "Well that explains its"

Levitus by Burnt Slice of Bread November 30, 2021

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Litus

Used to describe ones feeling of joy, satisfaction, agreement or contentment at any particular situation.

The word can be spoken softly or loudly depending on the context of the situation.

1)

Imad: " We might as well forget going to lectures tomorrow."
Shams: " Litus!!!" (spoken loudly with joy)

2) Sami: " Did you go sheesha today? "
Haroon: "Litus" (in other words meaning 'Yes')

Litus by Shamzzzz October 13, 2010