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Leightoned 

Leightoned means you get friend-zoned with who ever it is (boys and girls). It means you will never have a girlfriend or boyfriend because they are your friend. You have failed to impress and in doing so stopped your chances to copulate. They have been Leightoned.
Girl 1: Do you fancy him?
Girl 2: No, not really. I think he's been...
Girl 1 and 2: (simultaneously) Leightoned!
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A person, that posseses quite large genitals, usually a good body, not the biggest or best, but high up there is known as "Leighton".
That guy is a Leighton, quite big dont you say?
leighton by vincebeam February 4, 2008

leighton meester 

brunette actress who stars on the hit series Gossip Girl
she has been in a few generally unknown movies such as: Flourish, Drive Thru, and Hangman's Curse
she also has had a few guest appearances in different t.v. shows such as: Entertainment Tonight, Law and Order, Boston Public, Crossing Jordan, Seventh Heaven, North Shore, Entourage, 24, 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, House M.D., CSI: Miami, and Shark
did you see last nights episode of veronica mars?
YEAH! i didnt know leighton meester was guest appearing!
leighton meester by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

Code Leighton 

Noun: when a hunk begins a destructive pattern precipitated by alcohol consumption and a recent break-up. Commonly manifested as assault, battery, and destruction of property
After Leighton and GF#6752 got into a big fight, I’m predicting a 69% chance of Code Leighton tonight. Hide your chairs.
Code Leighton by Pabloskbar February 22, 2019

Leighton homosexual 

A male who overcompensates for his deepest desire to dress like a Catholic schoolgirl and be ridden all night long by the Washington redskins offensive line by pretending to enjoy manly things.
"Jonathon got into another brawl after shooting all day during the snowboarding trip."

"Yeah, but he winked at me NOT in a "Hey, Bro" way. He's such a Leighton homosexual."
very hot short but adorable he is rude when you first meet him but once he knows you they are the sweetest person you know
“That guy over there... that’s a Leighton”
“Leighton asked you out! I’m so jealous
Leighton by Hotass420 December 4, 2017

lightened my load 

Cumming. The male orgasm
I was with this chick last night and really lightened my load if you know what I mean.
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Utility beer 

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Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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