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Tom Leachery 

Derived from the term TOM FOOLERY.
TOM LEACHERY (AKA TOM SPONGERY) is the act of imposing excessive dependence on ones parents, siblings, coworkers or friends. Usually a behaviour committed by adult males between the ages of 21 and 30. These grown men refuse to leave the safety and security of their parents home - preferably the basement.
The allure of unlimited high-speed internet, free room, hot meals and a complete lack of real world responsibility is often too much to resist.

This act of Tom Leachery is (in best cases) ignored and (in many cases) despised by the subjects peers. Peers that are forced to live within the daily of confines of a 'normal' adult life: Mortgage/Rent, Car Payments, Marriage/Relationship, Children.

Adults committing acts of Tom Leachery enjoy numerous benefits including; increased cash flow, reduced stress, adequate sleep and a complete inability to sympathize with the their more 'responsible' counterparts.
What's with him these days? He's bought three bikes in the past month and damn he's gotten fast.

What do you expect? The biggest concern he faces each day ranges from 'did mom wash my underwear' to 'will dad leave enough gas in the Camry'.

I know, we can't be the only ones sick of his Tom Leachery...anyone call his parents?
A leacher is an unimposing person that always accompanies another person which in most cases is very beautiful and self-confident. Leachers do not have a social situation for themselves, instead they are taking benefit of the person they are conducting. Most beautiful girls are surrounded by at least one leaching girl. Strong men also have leachers, mostly wimps trying to take benefit.
"Hey PJ, lets get out to have some fun." -> "But who is gonna drive?" -> "Hmm, lets ask Lauch, he sucks but he has a car."
In this example everybody is happy, two guys getting a car plus a chauffeur and one guy (the leacher) getting social life.
leacher by WOS October 6, 2005

austin leibach 

You're not Austin Leibach, you aren't perfect.
austin leibach by Reed_abook December 14, 2015

Lengacheren

When you perform an incredible stunt to benefit from it like no one else could.
Look at this goal! Ineglängacheret at its finest! Quick, you have to lengacheren this clutch! Hurti eine lengachere nachem penäscher.
Lengacheren by beschtle May 1, 2018

Leacherous 

Something that sucks the humour out of someone
What, have they been hiding under a leacherous rock?
Leacherous by Jazzla22 February 7, 2021
A leacher is the seventh rad stage in the roblox roleplaying game " After the flash "

In this stage, they gain a 3rd limb, and a 2nd head, the 2nd head can spit barbed biomatter, it is very easy to stop and as little as a leather jacket can stop it, also their third limb ( Technically 3rd arm ) Can climb on to stuff.

Leachers are pretty weak, and easy to handle, but they have bone extruding from their knuckes, this bone is sharp and they are used as claws, the leacher can also run at 35 miles per hour, however it can only do this in short bursts as it is very taxing energy wise for the leacher
" Hey man, I got attacked by a Leacher
Leacher by aftertheflashleacher April 28, 2021