Leeming

Technical term for dismounting a horse to cause maximum damage to the jockey. Oooof!

At the riding school: 'Careful when you get off Dobin or you'll pull a Leeming'.

by Gavin Lennon October 14, 2003

leem

Leem (verb):

1.) The act of pursuing others even after they have told you to fuck off.

2.) To forcibly add yourself back to a group chat after being kicked.

Leem (adjective):

1.) Having a face and/ or a body resembling that of a Lemur.

2.) Being fucking annoying.

Leem (Noun):
1.) The 4 legged creature that resides in Madagascar.

Guy 1: I kicked him out of the group chat but he leemed himself back in

Guy 2: Fricking Leem man

by Poon smashed April 3, 2016

Leem-Bruggen

(Originating from Holland, literally translating as shit-wank) Where a person hovering above a toilet defecates whilst masturbating, and attempts to perfectly time his ejaculation so it lands on the excrement before touching the water of the toilet.

Person 1: 'Dude did you hear about Alex in the toilet at Chantelle's?'
Person 2: 'Yeah apparantly he pulled off the Leem-Bruggen? Amazing!'

by WordWizard69 May 19, 2010

simon leeming

A fat man who loves cookies and oral sex and strap-on with bob occasionally

A Simon leeming came to my house

by Rozamcfozza;/;3: February 10, 2014

leems segit

A cooler way of saying "seems legit."

Huh, this college-aged male claims to have had at least 250 sexual partners in a year. Leems segit.

by Thundernut Williamson November 21, 2021

King-Of-The-Leem

The Anti-Zeem

you're so uncool they should crown you king-of-the-leem and you can destoy everything cool.

by kingofthezeem January 24, 2012

Steaming Like Jan Leeming

To be tremendously drunk

Look at the state of Dave . He's steaming like Jan Leeming.

by doubletop July 1, 2010