Leeds United is something that will set you up in life so that nothing can disappoint you anymore cause it’s been doing that for all your life. It has its highs but mainly lows. Though it disappoints you, you still support it no matter what though you wish you didn’t half the time.
by Sksksksk Oof July 5, 2019
by Coolio_Julioreal December 8, 2021
Leeds United are shit
by Leeds r shit February 8, 2020
A 'football team' with probably the most pathetic and troublesome set of fans in the history of English football.
Still consider Manchester United and Chelsea as their biggest rivals, despite the fact that they are light years away from either team in the old Division 1.
Have a history of hooliganism, neo-Nazism and sick songs about the 1958 Munich air disaster amongst sections of their moronic fanbase.
Still consider Manchester United and Chelsea as their biggest rivals, despite the fact that they are light years away from either team in the old Division 1.
Have a history of hooliganism, neo-Nazism and sick songs about the 1958 Munich air disaster amongst sections of their moronic fanbase.
Leeds United ought to grow up and realise that every other team in this country hates their LOCAL rivals. Bradford City follow this, and hate Leeds with a passion, but Leeds obviously think by hating two of England's top teams instead, they are just trying to boost their own tiny profile.
by zutroy December 20, 2004
A football team from the city of Leeds, England, which is like a poor version of Manchester City. They actually have spent more years in the 2nd tier of English football than have won titles, spent 2 seasons in the 3rd tier and have been out of the Premiership for 9 years, as of 2013. Their only hope is to draw the attention of some russian/arab sugar daddy (hence "City's poor cousin"), since they have established themselves as a mid-table team in 2nd division.
On top of that, their fans are some of the most delusional people on Earth. They are really convinced that Leeds United is one of the biggest football teams in Europe, despite the fact that the team only have 3 League titles and 1 FA Cup as decent titles (don't make me count the several Division 2 titles). Some of them actually call Leeds United an "European Powerhouse", which is just laughable, since their biggest achievement in an European competition is an UCL Final, and they got thrashed by Bayern Munich. Also, 90% of them are the typical hooligans that give football fans a bad name.
On top of that, their fans are some of the most delusional people on Earth. They are really convinced that Leeds United is one of the biggest football teams in Europe, despite the fact that the team only have 3 League titles and 1 FA Cup as decent titles (don't make me count the several Division 2 titles). Some of them actually call Leeds United an "European Powerhouse", which is just laughable, since their biggest achievement in an European competition is an UCL Final, and they got thrashed by Bayern Munich. Also, 90% of them are the typical hooligans that give football fans a bad name.
"Hang in there, Leeds United, we're coming for you!", says Mohammed Abdullah, the newest petroleum boss in the Emirates!
Bloke 1: "Hey la, are Leeds United back in the Premier League yet?"
Bloke 2: "Hah, good joke, mate. They're 14th in the 2nd Division right now."
Bloke 1: "Hey delusional. Just beat you guys 3 nil at Bellend Road in the FA Cup".
Bloke 2: "Aye go fack a monkey will ya? Are ya looking for a brawl?"
Bloke 1: "Stop talking like a french, delusional."
Bloke 1: "Hey la, are Leeds United back in the Premier League yet?"
Bloke 2: "Hah, good joke, mate. They're 14th in the 2nd Division right now."
Bloke 1: "Hey delusional. Just beat you guys 3 nil at Bellend Road in the FA Cup".
Bloke 2: "Aye go fack a monkey will ya? Are ya looking for a brawl?"
Bloke 1: "Stop talking like a french, delusional."
by Jesus Lizard Freaky NNNN July 9, 2013
by MrNoMuscle August 23, 2007
The most reviled football club in England and completely deserving of their nickname, "Leeds scum"
Firstly due to the club adopting a malevolent approach to winning football matches in the 60's and 70's which was centered around dirty tactics i.e bullying referees, physically abusing opposition players when the referee wasn't looking, Don Revie offering bribes to win matches and being and out and out contemptible bunch of lowlifes.
Secondly due to half their fanbase, who are right wing, venomous thugs who have spent decades getting unbridled joy from mentioning the slaughter of 23 people associated with Manchester United, in the Munich air disaster, and at racially abusing any non white opposition players with relish. Examples include thousands raising a "seig heil" salute at black players who went to elland road in the 80's and going to cities with large non white percentages like Birmingham and Leicester and causing serious offence with violence and racist chanting.
The club's legacy is doused in ill feeling, ugliness and evil and so naturally they despise Manchester United with all the bile in their wretched stomachs as Manchester's reds are the nations pride and joy where Leeds United are the country's shame.
Firstly due to the club adopting a malevolent approach to winning football matches in the 60's and 70's which was centered around dirty tactics i.e bullying referees, physically abusing opposition players when the referee wasn't looking, Don Revie offering bribes to win matches and being and out and out contemptible bunch of lowlifes.
Secondly due to half their fanbase, who are right wing, venomous thugs who have spent decades getting unbridled joy from mentioning the slaughter of 23 people associated with Manchester United, in the Munich air disaster, and at racially abusing any non white opposition players with relish. Examples include thousands raising a "seig heil" salute at black players who went to elland road in the 80's and going to cities with large non white percentages like Birmingham and Leicester and causing serious offence with violence and racist chanting.
The club's legacy is doused in ill feeling, ugliness and evil and so naturally they despise Manchester United with all the bile in their wretched stomachs as Manchester's reds are the nations pride and joy where Leeds United are the country's shame.
Pete: "I hope leeds united never get back in the premiership"
Jeff: "I know, their fans are vile bastards and they were dirty cheats in the 70's. Horrible club, just horrible."
Leeds United fans towards Leicester fans in 1998: "You're just a town full of niggers!"
Jeff: "I know, their fans are vile bastards and they were dirty cheats in the 70's. Horrible club, just horrible."
Leeds United fans towards Leicester fans in 1998: "You're just a town full of niggers!"
by JohnJoeJeffrey June 8, 2013