I tell you maaaiin, i tell you, The BEST Hashish in the world, go to Amsterdam and check out what's the most expensive!!
Harder to find in Lebanon than outside, just know who ur talkin to if you need some
Harder to find in Lebanon than outside, just know who ur talkin to if you need some
by The Shaker November 28, 2005
When you're receiving a blumpkin and near climax you stand up bend the performer of said blumpkin over, give them a swirly in the toilet containing your excrement while you are penetrating them from behind.
after that lebanese crossbow brad gave her, sally gets a bit queezy around choclate ice cream and has gone through 2 large tubs of pumice soap.
by Stoney Rivers June 23, 2010
"Hey, look, Kamal brought some Lebanese lasagna for our potluck!" said Dave, pointing to the Pizza Hut boxes.
by astralcowboy77 June 24, 2007
A stunt only done once, 50% of participants died a horrible death, the other man was in a coma for a year and can still not prevent himself shitting constantly
Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).
Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.
The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Two people take strong explosive laxative, the only time this was done, the laxative used was Florida Fire-Hose (laxative).
Two Microwaves are placed on a table, from a set distance the two particpants must fire their shit into their microwave, then run and heat it up for 1 minute. Points are awarded for accuracy, amount of shit, percentage in the microwave and speed.
The second half has never been taken as one man had died as his intestines also accompanied the shit into the microwave and the second man was in a coma lying in a shit spill of Hamburg Oil Spill proportions. Theoretically whoever looses has to eat the warmed liquidy shit of the other participant and not wash his legs anus or mouth for a week.
Dude: I reckon im about to fire out enough shit to fill a microwave
Playa: Want to bet?
Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet
Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit
Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that
Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you
Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power
Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
Playa: Want to bet?
Dude: Hell yeah, whats the bet
Playa: Lets make a Lebanese Microwave out of this shit
Dude: b-b-but those guys died doing that
Playa: Man up you pussy, what sort of wimpy Thai are you
Dude: I dont have the bollocks for that, or the shit firing power
Playa: If you can't handle the heat don't shit in the microwave
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
girl a: see tht hottie lebanese guy in the mall omfg he is super fucking hot..
girl b: girl idc if i get an STD... :)
lebanese guys know thier shit FULL STOP.
girl b: girl idc if i get an STD... :)
lebanese guys know thier shit FULL STOP.
by HOTASHELLSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX October 20, 2010
A hallucinogenic drug that causes massive outbursts of rage and dancing. Very popular among primary school children as the small pills resemble M&M's. Ingredients include; Petrol (20%), Seagull Hearts (10%) and the tears of a morbidly obese Fabio (70%).
These ingredients (mainly Fabios tears) cause ones mind to go mental and literally try to escape the confines of skull.
This has known to cause people to attempt catching the sun, search for unicorns and the most absurd of all; pin the tail on the donkey.
These ingredients (mainly Fabios tears) cause ones mind to go mental and literally try to escape the confines of skull.
This has known to cause people to attempt catching the sun, search for unicorns and the most absurd of all; pin the tail on the donkey.
"Yay it's Mr Smith with the 'candy' again!"
"let me put my tears in your lebanese bottleopener" - Fabio
"let me put my tears in your lebanese bottleopener" - Fabio
by svenernie May 20, 2009
a cult that revolves around saying "he is lebanese". Cult members add nametags to skins with the name "he is lebanese" and call themselves "he is lebanese" on steam. Chews is the overlord leader
he is lebanese
by Chewsballs March 17, 2021