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A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.
John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.

Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.
by Pierre Longcock January 12, 2011
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The act of smashing your ball sack against the shower door while it is wet in order to give anyone there a pleasant suprise.
You faggot! I didn't need a lazy susan while I was trying to pinch a loaf.
by Henry Wallabe May 24, 2005
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An explicit sex move where the girl just takes it from the guy. She does not show emotion or say a word but just lays there and takes it.
Casey: What's a Lazy Susan

Chris: Well it's where a girl just takes it. It was named after that shy skanky girl Susan.
by Christopher Chan October 29, 2007
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Two girls are 69'ing on a lazy susan. A guy fucks one (anally or vaginally) then pulls it out and puts into the other girl's mouth, then spins the girls on the lazy susan and goes again. Variation on the double fun-dip.
I am going to Lazy Susan the Bronson twins.
by Burrito Mandingo May 17, 2009
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When a man is too lazy to pull out of his partners vagina, without a condom he ejaculates inside of her then proceeds to piss in her cooter without her knowledge
I was so tired last night so after I blew it in my lady I gave her a lazy susan
by DickThickett9er February 26, 2009
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A prostitute who has her entire leg amputated as a customer service so she doesn't have to waste time spreading her legs.
A Lazy Susan is also good for table top sex. Give her a spin !
by EOP165 July 19, 2011
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(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.
"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"
by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009
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