Layhooser 

One who tries to immitate the antics of Layhoon but fails to reach the Layhoon standard by being hetrosexual or not as annoying.

That Layhooser over there spilled my soda, but he said sorry as he walked by.

Layhooser by Homestead August 13, 2003

léhooser 

A very fancy way of saying loser. Say it if you really want to annoy your friends by sounding smart.

Your a léhooser.

léhooser by Aeolus August 23, 2009

Lalooser 

a man who never will find a mate...Other than his hand!

Your mom is a lalooser.

Ofcourse your a lalooser

Lalooser by Justenesletgff August 6, 2007

laphouser 

Penis, cock, pussy pounder, tube snake, Ritchard Johnson. Butt-Stabbing Blood-Stick. Overy baster, skin flute, ect,.

I put my laphouser in her pussy and beat cheeks till she squirted like the Buckingham fountain.

laphouser by Richard fitzwell September 12, 2017