Lawyer Red

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you

"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"

by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017

Lawyer Loyalty

To use the same defense lawyer for every time you have a run in with a law

I have Lawyer Loyalty for John Doe

by Heyitsj000 March 25, 2019

the vegas lawyers

A kick ass law criminal defense firm with crazy marketing.

Busted in Vegas? Call The Vegas Lawyers!

by Hi 5ive February 19, 2019

dutch lawyer

The initial piece to collapse in an imminent domino effect sequence.

That '87 Pinto was the dutch lawyer int he 16 car pile-up on the 110.

by WalenskiWalenski April 4, 2018

oj’s lawyer

what you say when you’re caught in a lie.. like a little helper

“yall always think i’m lying, gonna make me call oj’s lawyer”

by Saucedawg January 5, 2022

minecraft lawyer

A person who constructs concepts that have to practical application

James is such a minecraft lawyer he lives in his own world and tries to get everyone else to follow.

by mancraft April 9, 2020

lawyer dogged

when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer

Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged

by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023