The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you
by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017
I have Lawyer Loyalty for John Doe
by Heyitsj000 March 25, 2019
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by Saucedawg January 5, 2022
James is such a minecraft lawyer he lives in his own world and tries to get everyone else to follow.
by mancraft April 9, 2020
when the law twists a suspects words in order to deny criminal rights; refers to a court decision made in New Orleans after a suspect asked for a "lawyer, dawg" the motion to give the man a lawyer was denied due to ambiguous wording as it was argued he could've been asking for a dog that was a lawyer
Be clear and concise when invoking your rights as a suspect to police, otherwise you could get lawyer dogged
by hedonism-bot June 5, 2023