1) A person who is usually short and considered to be "gay". They usually want to have power that they normally would not have and people humor them so they do not get offended.

2) King of the ancient civilization of Lorne, husband of the God of nourishment, Monah.
"That guy is such a Lawney, He kissed a guy and thinks people respect him because he is the assistant towel boy."

"In 1254 Lawney lead the people of Lorne into a pit of fire. On accident of course."
by jordan199311 July 16, 2008
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