the hottest person alive

way hotter than you

out of your league

(wouldn’t tell me how to spell their last name 😐)
me: are you even friends with Lauren Man
you: um no..
me: then get a life loser 🙄
by scary_applebees <3 June 14, 2021
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Lauren's man is Brad
Brad belongs to Lauren in every way and loves being owned by Lauren

Lauren's man (Brad) is deeply in love with Lauren, the sweetest, most caring, perfect girl ever.
"Who's Lauren's man?"
"Brad is"
"Lucky piece of shit"
by tinydoll May 16, 2023
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A Lauren is someone who is extremely beautiful inside and out. He’s strong and doesn’t care about the opinions of others. When he’s upset, he’ll either let you know and/or doesn't want people to know because he feels powerless and he's a strong person. He is extremely caring and compassionate but he doesn't take crap from anyone. He's not afraid to dance in the street but he can be calm and quiet when he wants to. When people talk to him they can't help but smile because he's a very positive person and brightens up any situation. When I see sunshine I think of a Lauren. He really is just a big ball of sunshine. He's very confident in himself and also generally very self conscious. He's not quick to trust anyone but he's also not quick to judge. A Lauren is the kind of person you want to keep in your life forever because he really can brighten your darkest days. If you are blessed enough to have a Lauren in your life never let him go or you’ll regret it!
P1: Hey, we really need someone that’s perfect to host this event!

P2: We need a Lauren (Man) for that.
by shrimpngrits83 January 29, 2020
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