laundry

(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.

Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.

by God April 4, 2005

laundrying

Doing the laundry. duh! This changes laundry from a noun to a verb!

Hey Jenn, I'm laundrying

by L Shape Tetris Piece November 26, 2004

laundry

to have sexual intercourse, to fuck.

Me and Jan were doing laundry all night long.

by GETitGIRL---- October 24, 2009

laundry

Something Snoop (Doggy) Dogg does all by himself! Fuck!

I can't do all this laundry, good thing I got the
D-O-double G on speed dial!

by skrudge December 30, 2008

laundry

A slang term for the parachutes on a drag racing car. They are required on cars that can go 150+ mph in a quarter of a mile. Letting the chutes out to slow the car down is "dumping the laundry".

"Flashing the hazards, rapping the gas (revving the engine), honking the horn, dumping the laundry...They're all cocky things drag racers to do say "I got ya. Bad. Don't come back."

- Justin "Big Chief" Shearer of the show Street Outlaws

by TheGreatBigMouth August 7, 2015

laundry

A binging moment involving yourself and an inanimate object experimenting with alcohol or drugs for the first time.

Come on Benjamin. R. Teddy, we are going to do Laundry!

by Martin Bryan August 16, 2005

laundry

The process of cutting yourself.

My boyfriend dumped me so I'm out doing the laundry.

by Emily, Angelea, and Chelsey May 7, 2004