Latke 

A pancake made out of potatoes the Jewish like to eat.

The miracle is that these latkes have clogged our arteries for centuries, and yet, we survive.

Latke by Stiffy May 1, 2004

Latke on the Watke

The action of cooking something small, quick and portable in case of las second persecution...

in other words:
What to do when needing to run away after committing illegal crimes but a girly still needs to eat.

“oh my god i accidentally posted me snorting cocaine on my personal account. I gotta start meal prepping because we going ✈️✈️✈️ latke on the watke”

Latke on the Watke by Crazy MHSers March 28, 2019

flying armenian latke 

A sexual term for the act of releiving one's feces onto the back of one's significant other, followed by a belly flop onto the pile of excrement, at which time the feces will be made into a nice flat patty.

Sometimes when my grandma is cooking she rambles about the times that she cooked up the infamous flying armenian latke

flying armenian latke by kenny<3 July 28, 2006

Hot Latke 

A very attractive, if not downright smokin' Jewish girl. Because of the name, she has to be Jewish.

Gawd Dayum...Pamela Finklestein is one HOT LATKE. I'd bang her anyday.

Hot Latke by Jeff Banks All Day October 6, 2025

Hot Latke 

A brand new slang term that describes an attractive Jewish woman or girl.

Person 1 - Wow...that Pamela Finklestein is one HOT LATKE.
Person 2 - She is smokin'. I didn't even know she was Jewish.

Hot Latke by Jeff Banks All Day October 7, 2025

Lake Zurich High School 

Lake Zurich High School is a huge school of over 2,000 students that is located in NW Illinois. It won some bullshit football and cheerleader competitions and has a bunch of clubs that only the nerds know about. However it recently became famous for two huge scandals. The first was in the fall of 2016 where football players were charged with hazing and making younger player perform sexual acts and do really sick shit. Several lawsuits by the parents were filled against the school. The second was in March, 2017, when a huge sexting scandal of hundreds of HS girls that included over 700 very nasty and slutty nude and porn photos where found when some dumb kid created a Google Doc online that included the school's address. All the naughty girls were talked to and warned not to be such attention seeking hoes and sluts or at least be quieter about being such naughty hoes. No charges were filled and some parents even complained that their poor naughty hoe daughters were being harassed.

Lake Zurich High School sucks but sure has a whole lot of serious hoes and weird sexual shit going on there.

Lake Zurich High School by oceancats March 21, 2017

Corporate lackey 

A person who thinks that his lowly corporate job is the be-all and end-all of his pathetic existence.

So that corporate lackey thinks that coming in early, working after-hours and working on the weekends will benefit him, and will get him noticed by "upper management"? Wow, he is in for a rude awakening!

Corporate lackey by Elmer the Fudpucker January 12, 2012