Late Night Shots is another social networking site modeled after sites like Facebook. Membership is open through invitation only.

Based in Washington, DC, Late Night Shots, or LNS for short, is extremely conservative and built for the DC-based Republican elite. It bills itself as "a closed social network which allows you to explore your city's social landscape and bar scene." According to the DC-area blog Wonkette, LNS is "America’s Fastest-Growing Coked-Out Republican Hill Staffer Douchebag Invite-Only Web Community" and "for DC’s best and whitest."

Message board topics on LNS have included what to do when you find out your significant other lied about their sorority affiliation in college, why $30,000/year is an acceptable handout from your parents after college, what to do if you accidentally rape your girlfriend, and why the trendy DC neighborhood Adams Morgan is ghetto.


That coke-sniffing douchebag is a member of Late Night Shots. What an idiot.
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When you are spending the night with a couple of your buddies and you sneak out of their house after midnight and you go to a whores house and get your Donka sucked no matter how ugly they are. You and your boys get the sweep.
Hey Apex, want to go get some Late Night Ched? Some whores texted me to come over.
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A group of best of friends who seek scandalous adventure as they proceed in their high school career. Originally founded by josh who brought together two groups of boys who have been together since early life, late night comedy advances into a pool of hangovers, and bitches
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When you stay up really late (4am-7am) and you crack up at everything in the morning, or hardly have gotten any sleep.
Joe: -sees turtle on side of the road-
Hehehehee....hahaa....

Rob: Whats up with Joe

Steve: Oh, he has the late night funnies today.
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The last thing you do before going to sleep at night. This may mean consuming a glass of red wine, taking sleeping tablets, reading in bed, making out with a loved one, or anything at all if you believe it will help you sleep.
Vince: Is that your late night remedy?

Tara: Actually I usually have a mug of hot chocolate with marshmallows

Vince: Nice!
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adventures that happen late into the night that are completely unexplainable and not really something you share with others that were not involved
"What did you do last night?"

--"We went on a late night tip."
"So what did you do?"
--"Dont ask questions."
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A vulgar sex act in which one inserts a broom stick into another, while he/she is being penetrated by a "Professor Snape"
Hey, wanna call professor Snape so we can play some Late Night Quidditch?
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