That sorry mother fucker of a co-worker that's always trying to suck management's big black cock to get ahead at your shitty ass paying job.
by CraveMan89 January 27, 2016
girls version of a rusty hook;
swiping your finger down there in the pink and hooking it in a man's mouth
swiping your finger down there in the pink and hooking it in a man's mouth
by tigra and bunny November 27, 2009
When a girls so uptight and frigid about doing the deal, her pants are harder to get into than Fort Knoxs.
Dwayne: "Man, I was tongue tickling her sphincter last night then went for the vagine but she was having none of it."
Si: "Yer dude, its not worth your time. That girls got her Snatch on the Latch."
Si: "Yer dude, its not worth your time. That girls got her Snatch on the Latch."
by Treewisp May 31, 2011
Wow, my ass-latch surgery really hurt.
Yeah, it looks like a flipped version of the human centipede.
Yeah, it looks like a flipped version of the human centipede.
by Ronald Romulus August 30, 2011
When a guy rams his dick into a girl, pinning her to the bed or wall so that she can only squirm but not get away, thereby 'latch hooking' her.
by Johnsailor February 25, 2015
1. A child who comes home from school in the absence of his/her parents. A child who is not ready to be a latch key kid should be sent either to daycare or a friend's house in the afternoon.
2. Could also mean a young/apprentice locksmith.
2. Could also mean a young/apprentice locksmith.
1. Jimmy was a latch-key kid because his mom works afternoons and his dad is in jail for burglary and arson. Maybe he shouldn't have been going home alone because he's been missing since last thursday. Probably got lost, the dumb little bastard.
2. Jimmy, our latch-key kid, got electrocuted while trying to unlock an outlet cover.
2. Jimmy, our latch-key kid, got electrocuted while trying to unlock an outlet cover.
by MothAssassin October 6, 2003
1. A kick ass song by Bad Religion
2. A kid who carries a key to the latch on there house door to let themself in because his/her parents are not home after that kid get home from shcool.
2. A kid who carries a key to the latch on there house door to let themself in because his/her parents are not home after that kid get home from shcool.
latch-key kid
"in this world today there ain't nobody to thank,
just blame it on the kids and toss 'em into the tank.
and if they yell for justice we'll hide them from the light
so that when they learn the truth they won't be scared of the night.
(1, 2, 3, 4)
put the key in the hole when you get home from school.
I'll be home by 8:30, your father will too.
if you cause any trouble then I don't want to see,
'cause you'll go straight to bed and you won't have no TV."
-Bad Religion
"in this world today there ain't nobody to thank,
just blame it on the kids and toss 'em into the tank.
and if they yell for justice we'll hide them from the light
so that when they learn the truth they won't be scared of the night.
(1, 2, 3, 4)
put the key in the hole when you get home from school.
I'll be home by 8:30, your father will too.
if you cause any trouble then I don't want to see,
'cause you'll go straight to bed and you won't have no TV."
-Bad Religion
by Fat Geoff June 25, 2006