A place to go if you want to see booze on the streets, porn on the sidewalks, way too many casinos, lights so bright that it'll give you a headache for weeks, motels that smell like cigarettes, scum, and any other form of bullshit.
Las Vegas is America's worst city.
by Lieutenant Tarpit June 3, 2004
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The place where you go to bang cheap sluts
Las Vegas is the place to be.
by Travman December 2, 2002
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What happens here....will rot your soul!
Big fat Pig-dog, loser capital of the world.

Misogynistic, gun-loving, red-neck, drug addicts, who think that their desert toilet is the pinnacle of culture. LMAO!
Casinos love stupid people, and they are in Hog Heaven.
Actual attempted conversation with a local in Las Vegas, and the general mentality :

Local: ( Has only traveled as far as Utah, of course, was tweaking, and has family from an even worse shit-hole than Vegas.)
"Liberal! (They actually think that that's an insult, and ecology, higher education, science, intellect, anti-greed are bad things) Vegas is the best city in the world. Everybody knows that all men are born smarter than women, and all homeless people and blacks (word substitution) are criminals."

Me: Shuddered, cringed, found nearest exit, went home, packed-up, moved away.
by Vegassuks April 23, 2010
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Reno, NV's larger, more southern brother, with an assload of Southwestern influences. Located in a more arid region. Stick to Reno instead.
It doesn't snow in Las Vegas, therefore they're more retarded than Reno.
by dj gs68 July 15, 2003
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Major gambling city, playland for the adults. Located in the middle of Nevada.
Me and Dennis Rodman is getting married in Las Vegas in 05.
by Saints November 8, 2003
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A place where even the hookers know how to spell potato.
Yo, after we finish this job let's go get some mashed potatoes.
by Britt_the_shit August 6, 2004
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That one place you never want remember or forget. IT's that place where you don't know why your in bed with a girl who claims to be engaged to you. It's pretty much Drunk town U.S.A.
Man: Who are you
Woman: Oh you remember..
Man: What?!
Woman: Baby don't you remember the chapel.
Man: Huh?
Woman :Your probably still drunk.
Man: Where am i
Woman: Las Vegas
Man :that explains it.
by meMEme February 21, 2012
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