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Lautzenheiser 

A really long ass last name that no one can pronounce right, let alone spell. Comes from the German language meaning "Loud through the house".
"What's your last name?"

"Lautzenheiser"

"OK...I'll just call you by your first name"
Lautzenheiser by Evedora March 5, 2009
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The imaginary floating island full of whores defined in Gulliver's Travels, a novel that is written by Jonathan Swift. It's "full of whores" because "la puta" in Spanish (and maybe in Catalan and Filipino) means the whore, which Swift knew and got the name for his island.

This makes everything named after it sound hilarious, for example :
Hayao Miyazaki's Laputa -> Whore in the sky
Mazda Laputa -> Mazda's whore car
Laputa Regio (region of Phobos, a moon of Mars) -> Whore region
Miyazaki used to make an 18+ animation film once, it's named Laputa : Whore in the sky.
Laputa by Shiine-1 February 22, 2022

Renaldo Lapuz 

A lyrical genius who wrote and sang the hit song, "We're Brothers Forever" on the eighth season of American Idol.
Simon: "Renaldo, what was that called?"
Renaldo Lapuz: "The title? We're Brothers Forever."
Simon: "I have a horrible feeling that's going to be a hit record."
Renaldo Lapuz by BrianWallenstein January 27, 2008
An imaginary flying island in Swift's Gulliver's Travels.
Laputa was the most amazing place I had ever seen!
laputa by thealien74 May 16, 2021
adj. To be outgoing, playful, energetic, and in some cases tough
that biznatch is str8 lautz!
lautz by captn tying knots March 3, 2011
La (the) putte ( French slut)
Today I went out and bought a Laputte
laputte by DarkstarX February 25, 2017