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someone who is too cowardly to do something, they don't have enough balls
Paul backed out of that fight, he's a lapper

He was too much of a lapper to kiss me
by eljx June 25, 2005
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A lapper is when one individual is taking a poop and a second individual sits on his/her lap to drop a log between the original pooper's legs.
Jack: "Scott, all those beans we ate earlier are making me have to take a poop."
Scott: "No way, me too. We should totally take a lapper."
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someone who performs oral sex on a female.
He's such a lapper, he laps her all night.
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You wanna pack a lapper on the way there?
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Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus
Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.
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Jessica may be attractive, Ed, but she's a lapper!
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British public schoolboy term for a laptop computer.
"Lets go and log on to our lappers"
by Ed Pyke September 15, 2005
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