Top Definition
someone who is too cowardly to do something, they don't have enough balls
Paul backed out of that fight, he's a lapper

He was too much of a lapper to kiss me
by eljx June 25, 2005
7 more definitions
A lapper is when one individual is taking a poop and a second individual sits on his/her lap to drop a log between the original pooper's legs.
Jack: "Scott, all those beans we ate earlier are making me have to take a poop."
Scott: "No way, me too. We should totally take a lapper."
by Smileywords June 02, 2015
someone who performs oral sex on a female.
He's such a lapper, he laps her all night.
by jondoe156 December 22, 2009
British public schoolboy term for a laptop computer.
"Lets go and log on to our lappers"
by Ed Pyke September 15, 2005
A lip of chewing tobacco.
You wanna pack a lapper on the way there?
by Josh Clark January 18, 2007
Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus
Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.
by Chickenman June 12, 2003
a woman who likes women
Jessica may be attractive, Ed, but she's a lapper!
by mindy June 06, 2003

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