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(noun). lans a rat. baseball wife, cleat chaser, you play baseball you're going to get score a home run. Soristitute/very nice lady. Is most likely to preform a Hauser and a Carmichael with you. #urbandictionary.
Boy:I just signed a scholarship to play baseball!
Boy2: Oh well you'll probably get a Lansrath, lucky bastard.
by fratfratfratfratfrat January 20, 2012
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