Binging on porn until you fall asleep. Then, waking up the next morning to porn on your computer, causing you to be late to school.
Hey Mitchell why were you so late to school today?
Ya bro, I langed...
That sucks.
by lolcopterdaddy March 3, 2011
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To be placed at the end of a sentence to make the statment untrue. Sort of like 'not'.
Jessica alba isn't hot .... LANG!
by Cheeselog faceman June 27, 2007
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The residual weed left over from an already vaporized bowl.

In order to produce this obviously a vaporizer must be used. After getting a vaporizer pack a full bowl of weed. Vaporize and Enjoy. After vaping, the leftover weed typically comes out a brownish to black color, but occasionally it's also slightly green. Some claim that there is still THC and resin left in this byproduct, which produces a mild high when smoked from a bong or pipe.

Lang can also sometimes be used in spliff in lieu of tobacco.
"Hey man you want to smoke this lang?"
"Brian there no THC left in the lang"
"I swear you still get a high from it"
by LingofromCal January 15, 2010
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A mix between lane and change. usually happens when changing lanes or when lanes suddenly change without one noticing soon enough. It is potentially dangerous when one langes.
Passenger: Hey man indicate before you lange.
Driver: Oh darnnit! I didn't see that guy in my blind spot, that was potentially dangerous.

The other night i was cruising hard on the highway and the road suddenly langed. . . damn road constructions.
by spirimadigger January 4, 2011
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A new versatile style and usage of the english language. The process mainly consists of taking the first syllable of a word and using that in place of the original word. Sometimes a slight change in the spelling will be done to make the word more discernible from other words. One of the very first words used in this language was nuth.
Hey Joe, what lang are you speaking?
Mike thinks there is nuth wrong with speaking a new lang.
I was sick and ti of having nuth to do until I learned this new lang.
by Joseph Kubiak February 27, 2007
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When you chill out or relax somewhere you are "langing".

Person 1: What you up to tonight mate?
Person 2: Im just langing at mine at mine
by DLuce March 11, 2009
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That little dribblage you get when you whack of REAL hard and then you zip up but then you get this persistent little cum GUSH.
So I was whacking it to Chornster, and it was a good solid load, but that I got Langed. It was rough.
by Skitzo88 March 8, 2003
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