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A large man who is capable of chugging copious amounts of alcohol in mere moments. After holding a brewery hostage, he served three years in the county pen. Reportedly farted an entire plum.
Landfill could eat a ton... but he could also love a ton. He had this habit of swallowing his food whole; I called him "the tiger shark". I used to joke that if you cut open his belly you would find a license plate, and a tire, and half of an 8-year-old boy. One time, he farted an entire plum... I was plum surprised. I always told him to try to chew his food better but... he never listened to me. But that was Landfill. He was a fat asshole. But... he was MY fat ass-hole!
by barry badranath March 26, 2009
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an accumulation of cum dumpsters in a single location
dude i had to get out of there that was a landfill
by captain porkmaster April 04, 2011
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A sexual act involving 3 or more men shitting into one's mouth.
Man, my breath stinks, i just got a landfill an hour ago.
by sblizzand August 04, 2011
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Landfill is a username which was created through randomness and faggotry.
Did you see landfill?
Yeah, he is teh ghey
by Harry charlslichcroyden March 07, 2005
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When a male pubescent teen (or premature adult) ejaculates in their sleep, and wakes up to a belly-button full of their sploosh.
"I could tell my father had woken up with a land-fill when during breakfast, I gave him a friendly punch in the belly and a wet spot appeared on his t-shirt where his belly-button was located."
by Clit Lint July 04, 2016
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Much like the creampie but instead of filling the pussy with cum you sit on their pussy and take a dump.
She was so dirty I walked into the room and she was lying with her legs apart asking me to fill her with landfill.
by Woodless December 15, 2016
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