land clam 

A mass of phlegm expelled from the esophagus onto a surface such as asphalt or concrete. It is the only non-shelled mollusk known to man.

While hacking outside Lincoln Center, Charles fathered a land clam on 65th Street

land clam by Suburban Boy May 20, 2004

LAND CLAM 

A Caucasian female who frequents shore towns, wears short skirts/dresses that occasionally expose her vag.

Danny and I are going to Bamboo bar in hopes to sneak a peek at some land clams.

LAND CLAM by BIMchxMJ January 27, 2022

Land-Clam

Noun- Yet another euphemism for vagina.

Harry and I are going out trolling for land-clam.

Land-Clam by Goatboyrising August 23, 2005

Flying Land Clam 

Otherwise known as a "loogie." A generally large, brackish, slimy substance expunged from ones lungs with great force. Commonly used as a weapon on schoolyards and construction sites.

"Did you see that flying land clam I just hocked?"

Flying Land Clam by Snatch Bloodline October 4, 2008

Land clam 

A garlicky and fleshy boiled snail otherwise know as escargo.

I can't believe she ordered the land clams at a bowling alley.

Land clam by Ryan 3000 August 20, 2017

Clam Land 

The female equivalent of "tea bagging". A woman places her bare vagina on an unsuspecting individual's face.

Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.

"Can you believe Jimmy is passed out already?"

"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."

Clam Land by Sauce Queen November 26, 2015

landclammer

A person who rummages through trash/garage sale "free" boxes for buried gold (i.e. empty bottles, copper, scrap aluminum, broken household goods, etc.) in the middle of the night.

See Also: trash picker

Jen: Hey. What should we do with these empties?

Derek: Throw them out in the front so the landclammers can get them; they'll be gone by morning.

Jen: Sweet. Can I throw my aluminum siding and broken laserdisc player out there, too?

Derek: Yeah. Knock yourself out.

landclammer by JenThe80'sFan June 3, 2008