Lankybox 

That one youtube channel run by two drunk men whose 4 year-old audience worships. this channel consists of mainly roblox videos , songs, reaction videos, etc. (all of which have these high grown-ass men screaming and selling marketable plushies to kids) and these guys also happen to milk off of trends that have been dead or is still popular but steadily declining. and according to various scientists, watching an entire Lankybox video could cause brain cancer after 1 minute of a video, and yet the modern generation of extremely young kids may be losing their brains while growing up. their 4 year old audience will go out of their way to nag their mother to purchase Lankybox plushies and buy them Lankybox Pizza (which is an actual thing) and go on their mother's greasy iPad to write hateful comments against people who criticize Lankybox because they said something bad about their favorite YouTubers.

Person with a brain: holy shit what is this noise that is coming downstairs, i'm trying to sleep (goes downstairs)
Person with a brain: hey kiddo, what is this nauseating shit that you're watching
toddler: im wawching lankybox
Person with a brain: WHATEVER THAT SHIT YOU'RE WATCHING, JUST TURN THAT SHIT OFF
toddler: nooo momy sed itz ok to watch lwankeebox at nwight
Person with a brain: gets a fucking hammer and asks his wife to sign adoption papers

Lankybox by cooldude2144 August 11, 2023

lanky ass bitch 

A female thats over six feet tall and skinny.

Brad's wife is a lanky ass bitch.

lanky ass bitch by the true definition April 9, 2015

Hair lacky 

A hair tie or hair elastic. The term 'hair lacky' is an amalgamation of the words 'hair tie' and 'lacky band'. Lacky band being a shortened version of elastic band or rubber band.

"Hey, do you have a spare hair lacky? I've got P.E. next and I don't want my hair getting all messy."
"Nah, sorry mate. I've got a lacky band but their super painful to use instead of a hair lacky."

Hair lacky by ~Emmsies~ March 8, 2017

Lancey Foux 

Lancey Foux is a model/rapper who makes very good music apparently you can't rap in the booth with him. THE GOAT

"You heard that new Lancey?"
"Nah, who that?"
"We're over."

Lancey Foux is just a GOAT.

Lancey Foux by xeoak February 22, 2022

Lanky like Kirilenko 

Being tall and lanky like the 6'9" Power Forward of the Utah Jazz.

That skinny man over there is lanky like kirilenko!

Lanky like Kirilenko by HDizzle April 7, 2004

Lanky 

A very tall skinny person

Niamh shilton is very lanky

Lanky by Gshehbd January 12, 2019

Lanky Figure

He is a tall figure and very slim. He likes to copy others clothes or shoes like vapourmax utility’s. He does this as he only wears adidas

“Lanky Figure, i’m going to get these shoes for christmas.”
“oh i’m gonna get them as well because i like to copy people.”

Lanky Figure by Jackstan December 22, 2019