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bag-o-lanche 

When you turn the last of the bag of chips up to stream them into your mouth but they avalanche down all over your face.
Nathaniel turned up the remains of the bag of chips and was smothered by the bag-o-lanche of chip crumbs.

Electro-Lanche 

When you open a cabinet or closet door and have all of your electrical equipment fall on you such as; Computer stuff, Video Game Cartridges, etc.
*ARGH*......."dude, we just had an Electro-Lanche, all my old nintendo stuff just fell on my head!"

"hey man, Josh was hit by an Electro-Lanche yesterday"
"Is he alright?"
"Nah, his Xbox controller stabbed him in the eye, making it look like HE has the red ring of death!" <---Pun intended

food-a-lanche 

Derived from the word avalanche, a food-a-lanche is what happens when someone opens the door to a refrigerator and food containers tumble out onto the floor. This situation commonly arises when a refrigerator is packed full and items have been carelessly stacked.
I went to get a fresh beer, and when I opened the fridge, *BAM* I was caught in a food-a-lanche. A jar of pickles bounced off my toe, and I had to pick up a bunch of ketchup packets and leftovers. One of these days I've gotta rearrange all the stuff on the top shelf.

Lachelle 

Lachelle is a unique name for a beautiful, funny, intelligent women.

She is kinda awkward and dorky and very clumsy.

She has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen, you can lose yourself in her eyes for hours.
She has a very strong personality and can be very mean and very crazy if provoked.
She loves music and has great taste in music.
She is very down to earth, and always laughing. She will always make you laugh and your life will be better for knowing her.
She is 1 of the strongest, funniest, most beautiful women you will ever meet.
Wow! You were lucky enough to get a date with Lachelle?
Lachelle by Mashbaby May 22, 2018

lancevideos 

A twink who loves nickvideos and is a bottom. He and nick have a contest of who's the best bottom because hunter is definitely a top. He is a barb and hates trump. He loves being a stripper on his free time. he thought he loved polo boy until he realized his true love. Period
Did someone say lancevideos

lancevideos 

The BIGGEST bottom energy of them all😻😻 usually topped by a nick✨💖
Someone towards lancevideos : Oh lanceypants, you’re such a bottom😹😹