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Landchad 

A landlord-friendly term for ‘landlord’. ‘Landchad’ is a portmanteau of ’landlord’ and ‘Chad’, and is frequently used by the pro-landlord community.

A typical Landchad is obscenely wealthy from all the rent and 25 % tips he collects from his tenants; ridiculously muscular from all the single mothers he evicts on a regular basis; harshly critical of his tenants’ frivolous consumerist purchases of funkopops, craft beers, Star Wars merch, Reddit awards and video games (mainly because it renders them unable to tip the Landchad his typical 25%); and an ardent advocate for the rights and interest of PoL (People of Land).
I couldn’t afford to tip my beloved Landchad his typical 25 % this month, so I paved his driveway instead!
Landchad by enterprise1701 October 13, 2020

Rocket Lawnchair 

Another, more humorous way to say Rocket Launcher.
Popularized by Metal Slug X and it's hilarious announcer.
Upon picking up an R symbol, Marco heard someone shout "ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!" in their ears from absolutely nowhere.
Rocket Lawnchair by Tarmarco June 25, 2010

Hazel Grace Lancaster 

The novel’s narrator and 16-year-old protagonist. An astute and remarkably conscientious girl, Hazel was diagnosed at age thirteen with a terminal form of thyroid cancer that has since spread to her lungs. She keeps most people at a distance, knowing her death will ultimately hurt them, until she falls in love with Augustus.
Hazel Grace Lancaster: Why are you staring at me?
Augustus: Because you're beautiful.
Lancau is a word from every single Malaysian when they angry at someone which is the original word is 'Lan-jiou' (Hokkien) mean Dick or Pennis.

Lately, the word Lancau getting used at the last of the part Malay poem.
Pergi ke kedai membeli Cincau,
Lancau!!

Go to the shop buy a Cincau,
Lancau!!
Lancau by MyBrainOnMyKnee May 16, 2021

Lucien Lachance 

A man who had a shitty life and loves apples. He is a complete utter bastard and lives in the Void dancing to disco music.
Lucien Lachance "Todd Howard can Kiss My fine Imperial Ass."
Lucien Lachance by Lachizzle April 19, 2018

Lancaster Catholic

A High School in Lancaster City that, despite Christian values, is actually 75% queer, 15% atheist, 10% thot, which consists of a girls basketball cult. This school, although seems fun, is actually full of JUUL fiends and a 95% illiteracy rate.
Girl: “Hey I’m moving to Lancaster Catholic next year!!”
Boy: “Damn, I always knew you were a thot.”