Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!
by JDawgmania2014 May 25, 2014
The act of inserting a wire up the ass of someone who has recently hung them self, to the connect to a light bulb in the mouth - acting as a human lampshade,
"Hey did you hear that Spencer hung himself last night?"
"Yea that sucks, but he'd want us to turn him into a Human Lampshade"
"Yea that sucks, but he'd want us to turn him into a Human Lampshade"
by BigApplez June 14, 2015
A sexual act in which a man drapes his testicles over their partners eyes and penis across the bridge of the nose simulating a lamp switch and shading the eyes.
by ThatCOGuy July 21, 2021
by Glooping October 3, 2020
by Joell December 10, 2003
To purposely mention and point out a distracting cliche in your work, and then to move on like nothing happened. Used to have the audience of your work be less likely to murder you for using the cliche.
"Writer: 'The world was overrun by vampire robot zombies, what else would it be? Anyways the vampire robot zombies were defeated by a guy with a whole bunch of guns, silver bullets too. And a garlic flavored wooden stake Electromagnetic Pulse antivirus firing machine. Seriously that made it so easy. Anyways yeah there were a bunch of explosions. Fuck yeah!'
Reader: What a Lampshade Hanging sunufabitch. It's funny because he pointed it out."
Reader: What a Lampshade Hanging sunufabitch. It's funny because he pointed it out."
by Tekwerk September 6, 2010
The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you shit on her eyes and face.
Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...
by JIVO March 8, 2008