Manson lamps 

Noun, meaning crazy look or stare. In reference to Charles Manson. Used on The Sopranos (tv show).

Tony Soprano (to Richie): Quit giving me those Manson lamps.

Manson lamps by NLS November 5, 2005

Lamposting 

Originating from East Oakland in the 90s. Meaning you are chilling very steadily; most likely at your house - or anywhere where you are solo. Posted up like a lamp.

Austin: Hey cuddy, what are you up to?
Cam: Nothin at all - just lampostin gat the spot .

Cam: Im finna be lamposting all day and watch the Sopranos.
Dylan: Thats dope bruh - hit me up tomorrow.

Lamposting by c.harris April 18, 2018

amber lamps 

a specially equipped motor vehicle, airplane, ship, etc., for carrying sick or injured people, usually to a hospital

Oh, you leakin'.
Call da amber lamps!

amber lamps by Featherlight910 February 16, 2010

Soggy Lampshade 

(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.

Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!

Soggy Lampshade by JDawgmania2014 May 24, 2014

amber lamps 

A mispronounced version of "ambulance" following the AC Transit bus fight.

Bring amber lamps

amber lamps by precure787 April 11, 2017

Simple Lampoon 

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show

Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

Simple Lampoon by Simple Lampoon March 5, 2013

Lampis 

Lampis is the best greek name. He fucks you every night and you can find his balls if you search very deeply in your ass.

Lampis' dick is ** cm

Lampis by Θεμιφόνης ο Κύων October 29, 2019