Lampman 

A silly sally that is typically of the homosexual brand who enjoys savagely necking in public areas especially in basement parties with all of his/her close friends observing. Afterward, a typical lampman will ferociously begin a snuggle session with the closest person...so beware of his temptingly bald booty (unless you are a gaylord)

Man that Lampman sure enjoys sitting around a fire, knitting with his "girl-friends" in a sequin vest, talking about cute guys and such.

Lampman by Dr. Evan Frederic February 22, 2009

lampman 

Lampman is a super hero with the worst power he can turn on lights in a room when you acts hes just like a light switch

"How did you turn on the light"
"I asked lampman"

lampman by CHUDSPAWN April 12, 2021

Lisa Lampanelli 

The most funny female insult comic on the face of the Earth. Even though most of her jokes are about race, gender, or sexual orientation, she is very funny. She the female Counterpart of Carlos Mencia because she talks about Race A LOT!

But she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. She is the future.

SHe also love black men.

"I blow more black guys than Hurricane Katrina"-Lisa Lampanelli

"I better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)"-Lisa Lampanelli

Lisa Lampanelli by Gozzy August 10, 2008

Lamyman 

A rare surname only used for the best of people, with amazing hair, personalities and just a general great attitude to life. These people are the best to be around!

'Woah, Joe's so nice!'
'Yeah, he's a Lamyman.'

Lamyman by LWJMcentral January 11, 2012

Lisa Lampanelli 

A raunchy comedienne that will have you laughing until you are in tears. Most of her material is about racial and sexual stereotypes. She is also reminiscent of the quintessential fag hag or guy pal because she will listen to all of a guy's smut whereas a sorority girl or a princess might walk away in disgust.

"Have you ever noticed that all of the artsy guys majoring in drama who look and act like they belong in a soap opera have a Lisa Lampanelli type in their collection of friends?"
"Yeah. I've seen that too."

Lisa Lampanelli by highlyopinionated May 8, 2013

lampwank 

(n) A quirky insult implying that the receiver is a frequent or renowned masturbator, who resembles or is comparable to a lamp, or alternatively, involves lamps in masturbatory practices.
(v) lampwanking -(inf) lampwankery

1: "Good afternoon."
2: "Get fucked, you fucking lampwank bastard."

lampwank by oisín May 3, 2006

Lapman

The G.O.A.T
Someone who is an absolute legend and chats to friends that are so wet sometimes calling him weird names like honestly get a life like go chat to some next beanie that can’t even spell discombobulated

You see j_____ yeah he’s a lapman

Lapman by Jubril December 20, 2021