A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.
Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty
Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke
Tooth hurty
Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke
by its dennis August 7, 2006
by riley-lamont-is-weird September 15, 2020
by The true/real Tom Brady April 3, 2018
by The true/real Tom Brady April 3, 2018
A social distancing addict. He will come measure the 6 feet with his massive shlong. Just a massive magnum dong.
Gary- *Gives the homie a ten hour anal session*
Homie- No homo.
Gary- Uh oh! It’s Ned Lamont we have to get six feet before he comes to touch us with the 6 foot monster dong!
Homie- No homo.
Gary- Uh oh! It’s Ned Lamont we have to get six feet before he comes to touch us with the 6 foot monster dong!
by Xxextentioncord July 9, 2020
an absolute shithole of a town filled with pot smoking cousin fucking ppl you never want to move to lamont
i drove through lamont alberta today and seen a bunch of kids smoking at the triangle and a guy mowing his lawn but naked fuckin mint
by weeeeenorrrr October 18, 2019
A running back in the NFL.
by stierney March 25, 2005