the act of pooing oneself unknowingly.
What's that smell? Oh man, I think Chris just lamkined himself again...Chris, do you need to use the little boy's room?" Chris: I don't think ...yup.. yes I do
by NJGroff April 11, 2011
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Howdy Doody & Nate are Lamkins, let's go kick them!
by Erin Wells August 31, 2010
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He beat his driver into the ground after he lamkined his golf ball into the woods.
by Bubba Caro August 18, 2010
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A rare birth defect resulting in skinny ankles. Those individuals with Lamkii (plural) are easily crossed over and have generally weaker attributes. There have also been recent studies by the C.H.R.I.S. (Curative Hairy Remedy Institute of Study) that show a direct link between skinny ankles and hairy chests.
Basketball Player 1: "Man, you got OWNED back there, he really crossed you up!" Basketball Player 2: " I know, I know my Lamkii was really acting up today.. Seriously G, my ankles were straight BONES.. I need to see a doctor, It's getting worse." Basketball Player 1: "for sure bro.. thats DEFINITELY some crazy Lamkin"
by NJGroff April 30, 2011
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A sixth grade history teacher at mokena junior high school, who needs to learn to cut his hair. His hair is very long and makes him look like a girl somewhat. He is very nice but mean at the same time, and he likes puppy shirts. He also likes to make fun of his students. He looks like George Washington kind of...
Wow Mr. Lamkin can be nice sometimes but he really roasts his students!
by SUSIESALLYSEASHELLYS June 19, 2018
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Veda Lamkin is when you are a very intelligent individual. When you are Veda Lamkin, you usually attract people from any corner of the globe.
I want to be a Veda Lamkin when I grow up.
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someone who absolutely hates country music and pop music. a vedavati lamkin is more likely to like rap and heavy metal music.
vedavati lamkin: i hate taylor swift but eminem is so talented!

stranger: yup thats a vedavati lamkin!
by 50shady... November 21, 2021
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