Lagoon Monster

a trick used to scare young children, preferably while in water
Lagoon Monster- "Im the Lagoon Monster, ABOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
child- "your not scary"
Lagoon monster- "Your parents dont love you"
by Pete DeFilippo August 06, 2007
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Lagoon Monster

A large turd in the toilet….. whereas the lagoon would be the toilet bowl
Hey Dave, hang on a second, I gotta go drop a “Lagoon Monster”
by .Captain Rabbit June 23, 2025
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