Ladas are just the hottest girls alive. If you ever dated a Lada, you should know damn well you will never do better than that, because she is simply the best girl. The fact that she is named after a Russian car just proves how amazing she is. Ladas have an angelic face,a phat a$$ and pretty much are the kindest girls out there with the best personality.
by Xpeepoo November 1, 2020
Ladas are just the hottest girls alive. If you ever dated a Lada, you should know damn well you will never do better than that, because she is simply the best girl. The fact that she is named after a Russian car just proves how amazing she is. Ladas have an angelic face,a phat a$$ and pretty much are the kindest ggirls out there with the best personality.
by Xpeepoo November 1, 2020
by Chrisyboo January 17, 2011
The car manufacturer started in Soviet Russia.
Known for everything that is wrong with them. If you are going to rent a lada in russia get the rental insurance, %20 percent of the time something will fall off, break, stop working, not work in the first place, start on fire...
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Only after the fall of the Soviet Union has the Lada company heard of Competition and have had to make a better car.
Old ladas are so shitty that they are also used in the following activities:
1.raced on ice and snow until they fall apart
2.Off-roading until they fall apart
3.Shot at while moving (brick put on gas pedal because they don't have cruise control and they are too weak to just leave in 2nd gear)
4. Use your imagination and think up something else
Known for everything that is wrong with them. If you are going to rent a lada in russia get the rental insurance, %20 percent of the time something will fall off, break, stop working, not work in the first place, start on fire...
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Only after the fall of the Soviet Union has the Lada company heard of Competition and have had to make a better car.
Old ladas are so shitty that they are also used in the following activities:
1.raced on ice and snow until they fall apart
2.Off-roading until they fall apart
3.Shot at while moving (brick put on gas pedal because they don't have cruise control and they are too weak to just leave in 2nd gear)
4. Use your imagination and think up something else
A lada is the Russian equivalent to the GM Chevette or the AMCGremlin(def. #7), they just don't come in hatchback format.
by Pvt. Parts March 5, 2006
Lada is the most humble, funny girl u will ever meet. U will drown in her big bright eyes and fall in love. When u have a Lada by your side you will have a beautiful life.
by Sendmoney2 November 21, 2021
Lamely Assemble by Dumb Asses. A terrible car made for the URSS empire. Don't forget your bottle of vodka before driving it!
by thegamer997 November 20, 2019