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Chemistry term; taken from the first part of "labatory" and the only existing part in "foot". The term labfoot refers to the sore feet experienced by Chemists after hours, days, sometimes even weeks of heavy experimental work in the lab.
"I-ee cannoth geth up. Mine legs won't work. Is dis the enth of my nuclear bomb making days?" says Einstein.
"Don't get yer knickers in a twist. Its just a case of severe labfoot. Einstein." says smarter then Einstein Chemist.
Labfoot by Boooooooooo June 30, 2004
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labootons 

WHAT ARE THOSE ASDA'S? THESE ARE MY FRESH LABOOTONS
Don't step on my labootons
labootons by Lightning Macqueen April 24, 2020
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“laboota” is another word for “shit
damn bitch you smell like laboota”
is that some dog laboota?”
laboota by zay.fendii June 12, 2018

Labootons 

Loubitins, LABOOTONS, bantee
Man violates me steps on my LABOOTONS and what shoes are dem? Asda's!! Can you see my labootoooons
Labootons by Freshguyjoe September 16, 2020

LaBootomy 

The act of smashing, screwing, or preforming anal sex so adequately that the recipient has in effect been lobotomized through their anus.
Don’t plan on hearing from Kelly for some time; I preformed a straight up LaBootomy after club Inferno last night.
LaBootomy by Arlian Obtuse January 14, 2020
A total useless person
He is such a laffoot that no one count on
Laffoot by anonymous September 23, 2020

Christan Labootoff 

Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.
"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"
Christan Labootoff by M0NEM May 13, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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