Virgin Lung

Someone who's never smoked anything in their entire life, not even cigarettes.

Guy1: *Smokin'pot* "Want a hit, yo?"

Guy2: "Uh, sure." *Takes a hit*

*COUGH SHITSTORM*

Guy1: "Hahaha, Virgin Lung!"

by Jüdenhasser October 3, 2010

Baby Lungs

Someone that coughs consistently after each hit as though its their first time smoking.

"Damn John! You got some fucking baby lungs, quit coughing."

by ImaJerkTrick August 13, 2009

Shidd lungs

When you slit open the throat of someone and shit inside of it and then close it surgically.

When I woke up after taking the shot, I was missing a kidney and I had shidd lungs... kids these days I tell you.

by Ostrava January 17, 2021

Lung bees

When you've got hanahaki disease, but it's spring and all the bees are trying to get into your mouth

Guy 1: Damn, this hanahaki disease is horrible. I can't stop thinking about the person I love, and i keep coughing flowers up everywh-

Guy 2: Just wait until you get bees in your mouth. Lung bees!

Guy 1: Excuse me?

by Rj_is_Okay December 19, 2019

Lung Bitching

The act of annoying people by coughing excessively.

“I think Joe has bronchitis he won’t stop coughing”
“No, he’s just a lung bitching pussy. I wish he was dead”

by MeDabeast December 26, 2011

Wet the lungs

The act in which an individual or small collective congregate to partake in the eloquent art of vaping.

Vapist 1: "Do you want to go get some fresh air?"
Vapist 2: "Yeah bro I'd love to go wet the lungs right now"
*Vapist 1 and 2 clutch hands and walk into the sunset with clouds flowing from their silhouettes*

by The Wicked 10 November 21, 2018

lung dart

Another name for a cigarette, since smoking is like throwing darts at the lungs.

I am going to head outside and throw down a few more lung darts.

by Eric Crouch December 28, 2005